I woke up this morning to Clayton rubbing my arm.
me: what time is it?
Clayton: early. the alarm hasn't gone off yet.
me: what's wrong?
Clayton: i've been waking up all night long.
me: i'm sorry my love, why can't you sleep?
Clayton: (in his very pouty voice) cause i keep on farting and it smells so bad that it keeps waking me up.
me: ....
Clayton: (precedes to fart and waft it over the bed so i can smell, just in case i thought he was lying)
me: okay, i won't make chili anymore!
i hope your wake up call was rosier than mine.
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